Strumming pattern changes through song but is mostly
D-DUDUDU very quickly
Intro:
C F G C
Well I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine
F C G
I had a little stretch of land along the CP line
C F G C
But times went by and though I tried the money wasn't there
F C G C
And bankers came and took my land and told me Fair is Fair
Am D
I looked for every kind of job the answer always No
Am G
Hire you now they'd always laugh We just let Twenty go Haha
Am D
The government they promised me a measley little sum
Am G
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum
F F C
Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone
G (let it ring)
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan
Chorus:
C (Mute)C (Mute)F G C
And it's a Heave HO High HO Comin' down the plains
F C G
Stealin' Wheat and Barley and all the other grains
C (Mute) C (Mute) F G C
And it's a Ho HEY High HEY Farmers bar yer doors
F C G C
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
[C] for xxxxxxxx
Verse 1:
C F G C
Well you think the local farmers would know that I'm at large
F C G
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
C F G C
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser
F C G C
I rammed the ship and sank it and I stole the Ferti-lizer
Am D
A Bridge outside of Moosejaw spans the mighty river
Am G
Farmers cross in so much fear their stomach's are a quiver
Am D
Cause they know that Captain Tractor's hiding in the bay
Am G
I'll jump the bridge and knock em cold and sail off with their Hay
(CHORUS)
Verse 2:
C F G C
Well Mountie Bob he chased me he was always at my throat
F C G
He followed on the shorelines 'cause he didn't own a boat
C F G C
But cut-backs were a comin' and the Mountie lost his job
F C G C
So now he's sailin' with me and we call him Salty Bob
Am D
A Swingin' Sword and Skull and Bones are pleasant company
Am G
I never pay my Income Tax and screw the GST SCREW IT
Am D
Salin' down to Saskatoon the Terror of the Sea
Am G
If you wanna reach the Co-op boy you gotta get by me
(Chorus)
Verse 3:
C F G C
Well pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here
F C G
I hear in North Al-berta there's a band of buccaneers
C F G C
They roam the Athabasca from Smith to Port McKay
F C G C
And you're gonna lose your stetson if you have to pass their way
Am D
Well Winter is a comin' and a chill is in the breeze
Am G
My pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze
Am D
But I'll be back in Spring time but now I have to go
Am G
I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico
(Chorus)
Outtro:
C (Mute)C (Mute)F G C
And it's a Heave HO High HO Comin' down the plains
F C G
Stealin' Wheat and Barley and all the other grains
C (Mute) C (Mute) F G C
And it's a Ho HEY High HEY Farmers bar yer doors
slowing lyrics
F C G C
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
F C G C (let it ring)
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
Haharr eh