D7 G
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
A7 D D7
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
D7
It's swell to have a stiffy
G G7 E7
It's divine to own a dick
A7
From the tiniest little tadger
D A7 D
To the world's biggest prick
D7 G
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
A7 D A7 D
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
D7
Your piece of pork your wife's best friend
G G7 E7
Your Percy or your cock
A7
You can wrap it up in ribbons
D A7 D
You can slip it in your sock
C C#dim7
But don't take it out in public
G B7 E7
Or they will stick you in the dock
A7 D7 G D7 G
And you won't come back
OOOH THANK YOU VERY MUCH