Whenever the progression D A F#m G is played throughout the song play the D and A like this
e|2---2-3p2-2-2---0---0-0---0-0----------------------------------|
B|3---3-3---3-3---2---2-0---2-2----------------------------------|
G|2---2-2---2-2---2---2-2---2-2----------------------------------|
D|0---0-0---0-0---2---2-2---2-2----------------------------------|
A|0---0-0---0-0---0---0-0---0-0----------------------------------|
E|x---x-x---0-0---0---0-0---0-0----------------------------------|
D A F#m G x2
[Verse]
D A F#m G
I lie and I'm a cheat, I overdrink and I tend to overeat
D A F#m G
I've been living for the weekend, but I can die from week to week
D A F#m G
Is that plane flying overhead, I wouldn't mind being high and getting head
D A F#m G
Because I'm over worked and under payed, I'm under fucked and under laid
D A F#m G (2 Bars of G)
[Chorus]
(One strum for each)
G F#m Em
Em Em F#m G G F#m
There's 99 bottles on my floor
Em Em F#m G G F#m
And I wouldn't mind adding some more
Em Em F#m G G F#m
Leave me alone I've had a long day at court
Em G
Tell my mother not to love me any-
A
more
[Verse]
D A F#m G x2
D A F#m G
You here of beggars and choosers well don't look at me because I'm a fucking loser
D A F#m G
And I can't get you up to bed, I'm too old at best I'll show you how to
D A F#m G
lose
D A F#m G (2 Bars of G)
[Chorus]
(One strum for each)
G F#m Em
Em Em F#m G G F#m
There's 99 bottles on my floor
Em Em F#m G G F#m
And I wouldn't mind adding some more
Em Em F#m G G F#m
Leave me alone I've had a long day at court
Em G
Tell my mother not to love me any-
A
more
[Solo]
D A F#m G x3
D A F#m G (2 Bars of G)
[Ending]
(One strum for each, softy)
G F#m Em
Em G G F#m
There's 99 bottles on my floor
Em G G F#m
And I wouldn't mind adding some more
Em G
Leave me alone I've had a long day at court
Em G A
Tell my mother not to love me any-more
D