[Intro]
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[Verse]
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You've been counting all the days off
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Of your calendar for weeks now
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You can't wait for Saturday 'cause
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That's the night that it all goes down
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From 7:45 to 7:48 PM in particular
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Cause that is when I'll give you what you need
[Chorus]
F D# A#
Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month
F#
You just tell me baby if that is too much
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When my stuff is in your stuff
A#
Our souls become entwined
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For 180 seconds
A#
My sex has blown your mind
[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
Go ahead and call all your girlfriends
And give them the details of how it went down
I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them
About how I took your ass to Wangtown
I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties
And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least...
[Chorus]
Three minutes of ecstasy
Any more and this house would burn
That's why I don't last longer
Your safety is my main concern
If you haven't finished
Well baby that's just fine
You know that I'm here for you
Oh shit, look at the time
[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
F
1 one thousand, 2 one thousand
G#
3 one thousand, 4 one thousand
C#
5 one thousand, 6 one thousand
D#/A#
7 one thousand, 8 one thousand
F
9 one thousand, 10 one thousand
G#
11 one thousand, 12 one thousand
C#
13 one thousand, 14 one thousand
D#/A#
15 one thousand, 16 one thousand
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(Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is. Let's skip to the end...
D#/A#
179 one thousand, 180 one thousand HU-AAAH!!!
GAH!)
[Chorus] (x2)
Three minutes of ecstasy
Several nights a month
But not more than four times a month
That would be ridiculous
I'm sure I left you happy
But in case that's not enough
Here's a copy of my headshot
And a drawing of my nuts
A drawing of my nuts
A drawing of my nuts...