As I heard it from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_l_7TWf_oo
[Intro]
G Bm C
[Verse]
G D
I go through life alone
G F C
no one to hold my hand
G D
when I show off my Kindle in a Starbucks
F C
the ladies don't give a damn
G D
I'm not much of a believer
F C
in fate and destiny
G D
but I know that somewhere out there
C D
are 2 girls for me
[Chorus]
G
my 2 true loves
Bm C D
my 2 and only
Bm Am
2 nude souls beneath the covers
Bm Am
ain't enough, I need another
G
my 2 true loves
Bm C D
my 2 and only
Bm C G
together we will be just you and me... and her
[Verse]
G D
They'll be 2 in a million
G F C
one in five hundred thousand if you prefer
G D
I'll give a hundred percent of myself to she
F C
the other 100 percent to her
G D F C
you + me = us, + her = even more fun
G D
but the 3 of us have more math to do
C D
69 + 1
G D
I'll only have eyes for both of them
F C
Whisper sweet nothings in my ear
G D
and I'll pass them along to the other girl
F C
if she didn't already hear
G D
true eternal romance
F C
lives for moments like this
G D
so pure sweet and innocent
C C
Now you 2 kiss
[Chorus]
G
my 2 true loves
Bm C D
my 2 and only
Bm Am
every soul has just 2 mates
Bm Am
one to hump and one to masturbate
G
my 2 true loves
Bm C D
my 2 and only
G C
There'll be nothing we can't do just me and you... and her
C G Bm
I wish that there were 2 of me
C G D
so I could watch myself fuck both of you
[Chorus]
G
my 2 true loves
C D
my 2 and only
Bm Am
our love will have no rules
Bm Am
except no other dudes
Bm Am
she'll fill both holes in my soul
Bm A
filling them back is my goal
Bm C G
an eternal bond of trust, just the 2 of us... and her
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