"Little Shop of Horrors- Dentist!"
[Intro]
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[Chorus]
[ORIN]
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When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
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My mama noticed funny things I did,
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Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
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I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
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I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
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That's when my mama said
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
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What did she say?
[Pre-Chrous]
[ORIN]
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She said, "My boy, I think someday
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You'll find a way
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To make your natural tendencies pay
[Chrous]
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You'll be a dentist
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You have a talent for causin' things pain
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Son, be a dentist
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People will pay you to be inhumane
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Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
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And teaching would suit you still less
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Son, be a dentist
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You'll be a success
[Break]
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[Verse]
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
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Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
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Watch him suck up that gas!
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Oh, my god!
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He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
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Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
[PATIENT]
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Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!
[ORIN]
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Ah, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
[Chorus]
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I am your dentist
[PATIENT]
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Goodness gracious!
[ORIN]
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And I enjoy the career that I picked
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[CRYSTAL RONETTE CHIFFON]
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Really love it
[ORIN]
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I am your dentist
[ORIN]
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And I get off on the pain I inflict
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
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Really love it
[Bridge]
[ORIN]
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I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
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Bicuspid
[ORIN]
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It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
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And though it may cause my patients distress,
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Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
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I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me
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Oh, mama
[Outro]
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'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
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Say ah!
[PATIENT]
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Ah!
[ORIN]
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Say ah!
[PATIENT]
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Ah!!
[ORIN]
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Say ah!
[PATIENT]
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Ah!!!
[ORIN]
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Now spit!