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Dear Towley
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I don't think I like you anymore
G A
We used to hangout a lot
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Now all you do is smoke pot
G A D
Oh dear Towley I don't like you anymore
G A D
When you were pledging I thought you'd be president of our fraternity
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Your eyes are red, your always high
G A D
You cant stop swiping right fucking fat titty bitches all night
G A D
Dear Towley I dont like you anymore
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Now he says....(You're a Towel!)
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Dear Towley
G A D
I dont think I like you anymore
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You got this big stupid rudolph nose
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And you dont know why you fuck these hoes
G A D
Dear Towley I don't like you anymore
G A
All I wanna do is play beer pong
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But you cant put down the bong
G A D
Maybe that's how you do it in Romania
G A D
Tokin up everywhere you go face lookin like a potato
G A D
Dear Towley I think I like you after all
G A D
Oh and Towley get those bumps checked on your balls