[Intro]
A F D [2x]
[Verse 1]
A F D
Girl, you suck
A F D
Girl, you make me spit up
A F D
My heart, my soul, and my gut
A F D
Now, I'm drunk, strung out on the lust
[Pre-Chorus]
A D
I'm your boy, I'm your toy
I'm just a heart you play with
E
I'm so dumb
G
I'm so hung up on all your little tricks
[Chorus]
D A E G
This is why you're not as cool
D A E G
This is why you're not as cool
D A E G
This is why this is why
D A E G
This is why you're not as cool as me
A F D [2x]
[Verse 2]
A F D
Girl, you project
A F D
Everything I regret
A F
Your clothing, your money
D
Your unmade bed
A F D
I'm sorry I'm not such a mess
[Pre-Chorus]
A D
I'm your boy, I'm your toy
I'm just a heart you play with
E
I'm so dumb
G
I'm so hung up on all your little tricks
[Chorus]
D A E G
This is why you're not as cool
D A E G
This is why you're not as cool
D A E G
This is why this is why
D A E G
This is why you're not as cool as me
[Bridge]
A D
Please don't remind me
Bm
Of New Year's Eve
Please don't remind me
A D Bm
Please just believe me when I said
E
Please just believe me
[Chorus]
D A E G
This is why you're not as cool
D A E G
This is why you're not as cool
D A E G
This is why this is why
D A E G
This is why you're not as cool as me
D A E G
This is why you're not as cool
D A E G
This is why you're not as cool
D A E G
This is why this is why
D A E G
This is why you're not as cool as me
A F D [2x}
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