C F G C
C
She don't like her eggs all runny
C
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
F
She looks down her nose at money
C
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
G
She's my baby I'm her honey
C G C
I'm never gonna let her go
C
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
C
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
F
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
C
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
G
He's my baby
G
And I'm his honey
C G C
Never gonna let him go
F
In spite of ourselves
C
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
G
Against all odds
C
Honey we're the big door prize
F
We're gonna spite our noses
C
Right off of our faces
G
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
C G C
Dancin' in our eyes
C
She thinks all my jokes are corny
C
Convict movies make her horny
F
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
C
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
G
She takes a lickin'
G
And keeps on tickin'
C G C
I'm never gonna let her go
C
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie
F
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
C
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
G
He's my baby I don't mean maybe
C G C
Never gonna let him go
F
In spite of ourselves
C
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
G
Against all odds
C
Honey we're the big door prize
F
We're gonna spite our noses
C
Right off of our faces
G
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
C G C
Dancin' in our eyes
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