[Verse 1]
Dm F Gm F
Momma looking good in some jeans all ripped
Dm F Gm F
Got a baby in her belly and a baby on her hip
Dm F Gm F
Little toe headed rascal peeing off the porch
Dm F
Daddy got a shotgun looking for a stork
Gm F
Oh lord
[Chorus]
Dm F
And that's po-dunk
Gm F
Don't give a flying hillbilly fuck
Dm F
I said po-dunk
Gm F
House full of youngins and a yard full of junk
Dm F
Love us if you can, sorry if you can't
Gm F
Holla if you is, shut up if you ain't
Dm F Gm F
Po-o-o-o, Po-Dunk!
[Verse 2]
Dm F Gm F
Bible by the bed and a bottle sitting pretty
Dm F Gm F
Pigskin on the TV, bacon in a skillet
Dm F Gm F
An old mutt in the yard licking on an itch
Dm F
Bunch of fake flamingos flocking by the ditch
Gm F
(Can I get a witness?!)
[Chorus]
Dm F
And that's po-dunk
Gm F
Don't give a flying hillbilly fuck
Dm F
I said po-dunk
Gm F
House full of youngins and a yard full of junk
Dm F
Love us if you can, sorry if you can't
Gm F
Holla if you is, shut up if you ain't
Dm F Gm F
Po-o-o-o, Po-Dunk!
[Bridge]
Po-dunk
[Verse 3]
Dm F
Put your adult beverage over your head
Gm F
If you're bat shit crazy and your neck is red
Dm F
As the dirt on the road where we all grew up
Gm F
Sing something with me if you ain't nothing but...
(You ain't nothing but, you ain't nothing but, you ain't nothing but)
[Chorus]
Dm F
And that's po-dunk
Gm F
Don't give a flying hillbilly fuck
Dm F
I said po-dunk
Gm F
House full of youngins and a yard full of junk
Dm F
Love us if you can, sorry if you can't
Gm F
Holla if you is, shut up if you ain't
Dm F Gm F
Po-o-o-o, Po-Dunk!