[Verse 1]
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Only smoked once or twice - Alexander dabbled in
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Biggest booty in the world - Alexander damn he thicc
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Where did Burr shoot Hamilton - In Alexander's abdomen
F
All these hateful comments man it's Alexander damaging
A#m
Yo what's he do at Christmas time - Alexander carollin'
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A relaxed nail month - Alexander anagram
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Just became the brand new Pope - Alexander Vatican
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Starbucks doesn't know his name - Is there an Alan Hamlin
[Bridge]
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Alexander Hamilton Alexander Hamilton
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Cheated on his wife - Alexander Hamilton
[Verse 3]
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Oh my god he talks too much - Alexander ramblin'
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Holy shit the condom broke - Alexander has a kid
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Has a really young face - Alexander baby chin
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Yo that's a pretty solid line - Alexander thank ya Finn
A#m
Stealing everybody's memes - Alexander has me dead
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Started singing for the kids - He Alexander panderin'
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But what if he's a skeleton - Alexander has no skin
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Alex how'd you like your eggs - Alexander Scramble 'em
[Interlude]
N.C.
My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt
Hell it oughta' be
I'm novel you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me
[Verse 3]
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He's coming out as black - Alexander African
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Didn't fire a single gun - Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
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The sucky villain in Iron Man 3 - Alexander Mandarin
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Is a 1 years old - Alexander saggy skin
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Goes to see a therapist - Alexanger management
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Turn into a camel now he Alexander Camelton
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He couldn't hold it in - Alexander flatuelence
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Is he really a mermaid - Alexander has a fin
[Verse 4]
A#m
Bought an Urban Dictionary - Alexander fam it's lit
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California's legalized - Alexander cannabis
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Worst movie of all time - Alexander Happening
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Was a weirdo all through High School - Alexander had no friends
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Watch got ruined at the beach - Alexander sand in it
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Gonna' get hella ripped - Alexander masculine
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Likes a bear from that movie - Alexander Paddington
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Tryna' make another song - Alexander ask your fans
[Outro]
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Alexander Hamilton Alexander Hamilton
F N.C
Million things I haven't done - But kickin' ass ain't one of 'em