[Intro]
G D A D
[Verse]
D
I pulled into the regular pump
G D
I was feelin' quite at ease
E A
I rolled down my window and told the man, "Fifty cents worth please"
G D
Then out jumped my partner with his trusty pellet gun
D D A D
He said, "Boy, this is a holdup, keep 'a pumpin' and don't run"
[Chorus]
G A D
And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
G A E A
Down in some honky tonk, sippin' on a beer
G A D
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
G D
Cause that great fillin' station holdup
A D
Cost me two good years
[Verse]
D G D
We got fifteen dollars and a can of STP
D E A
A big ole jar of cashew nuts and a Japanese TV
G D
Feelin' we had pulled the biggest heist of our career
D D
We're wanted men, we'll strike again
A D
But first let's have a beer
[Chorus]
G A D
And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
G A E A
Down in some honky tonk, sippin' on a beer
G A D
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
G D
Cause that great fillin' station holdup
A D
Cost me two good years
[Verse]
D G D
We were sittin in the Crystal, bout as drunk as we could be
D E A
In walks a deputy sheriff and he's holdin our TV
G D
He roughed us and he cuffed us and he tooks us off to jail
D A D
No picture on a poster, no reward and no bail
[Chorus]
G A D
And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
G A E A
Down in some honky tonk, sippin' on a beer
G A D
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
G D
Cause that great fillin' station holdup
A D
Cost me two good years
[outro]
D
Cause that great fillin' station holdup
A D
Cost me two good years