G C G
This modern age we live in
C
It's hard to figure out
G C G
Is any body out there talkin
D G D
Has a clue what they're talking a bout
G C
There's twisted trends and psychic friends and tabloid UFOs
G
The wisest man with the best laid plans might
D D7 G
still say I don't know
D
What do you think? I say well....
C
They must not be that different
D C G
The ass and the hole in the ground
C G D
They often are mis taken for each other I have found
C G D
Oh and life rewards the ones who try un til they
Em
got it down
C G D D7
The difference be tween the ass and the hole in
G
the ground
G C G
Politics and OJ, Every body's heard e nough
C G C D
But no amount of talking can change a mind that's been made up
G C G
We got Presidential pillow talk, they know just what to say
C D G
Whatever side you're on, one thing's for certain either way
C
They must not be that different
D C G
The ass and the hole in the ground
C G D
They often are mis taken for each other I have found
C G D
Oh and life rewards the ones who try un til they
Em
got it down
C G D D7
The difference be tween the ass and the hole in
G
the ground
F# B
In the morning paper, in the evening news
F# B
It seems so easy to tell
E A
When the Lord looks down on the things we do
G E
He might get angry and he might say well
D A
They must not be that different
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D A E F#m
Life rewards the ones who try un til they got it down
D A E
The difference be tween the ass the hole,
D A E D A
Yeah their ass and a hole
E A
The ass and the hole in the ground