[Intro]
D
OK the creepy music alright lets try to do it this time were back on the line just give me the music back
D A E Bm
You know what Stanley I say forget the adventure line whats it ever done for us
D E
We are intelligent people right why can't we make up our own story (eh yeah)
E D A E
Something exciting (OK) daring mysterious (alright we'll each do a line)
E D A C#
Why don't we simply start wondering in well I don't know how about this direction (alright)
[Verse 1]
F#m A E
OK great OK that's your line OK my line is Stanley
E F#m A E F#m
slowly makes his way around the corner and notices a wolverine at the end no (come on)
A E F#m A E D
Now yes this(the hell)is exciting just me and Stanley forging a new path a new story well it could be anything
D F#m
(alright)What do you want our story to be
G#m
go wild use your imagination
A Bm
whatever it might be Stanley I'm ready for it(alright)
[Chorus 1]
D A
A wolverine got loose in the office
E Bm
somebody was alerted to this fact
Bm D A E Bm
by the fact that wolverines are very loud and they stink to goddamn high heaven as well
D A
A wolverine got loose in the office
E Bm
somebody was alerted to this fact
Bm A C#
by the fact that wolverines are very loud and they stink to goddamn high heaven as well
[Verse 2]
F#m A E D
Eh somebody smelt the wolverine before anything ells
F#m A E
eh alerted the authorities eh and a full evacuation of the building happened
E F#m A
Course Stanley is nuts to begin with
E F#m
and uh didn't hear the evacuation orders and is now stuck
A E F#m
in this office with a wolverine somewhere prowling around
F#m G#m A
Stanley I'd also like to veto the line from having any role in our awesome new story (yeah)
A G#m D
no lines or monitor rooms (it was shaping up) just don't acknowledge and we should be fine
[Chorus 2]
D A
A wolverine got loose in the office
E Bm
somebody was alerted to this fact
A E Bm
by the fact that wolverines are very loud and they stink to goddamn high heaven as well
D A
A wolverine got loose in the office
E Bm
somebody was alerted to this fact
Bm A C#
by the fact that wolverines are very loud and they stink to goddamn high heaven as well
[Solo]
F#m A E Bm D F#m E D C#
[Verse 3]
F#m A
It was really shaping up 'til this happened Jesus (Jesus)
E Bm F#m
this line just spoiled everything I mean it was much better with the music (music)
D A F#m
I'll still follow it anyway (anyway) I can't do any of the cool tricks I wish I could jump
E D C#
I feel like I would love to just jump and hop and skip down these hallways endlessly
F#m E A
listening to that amazing music god I don't think anything can top that moment for me now in this game
A G#m
I think that was just the best moment oh shit
[Chorus 3]
D A
A wolverine got loose in the office
E Bm
somebody was alerted to this fact
A E Bm
by the fact that wolverines are very loud and they stink to goddamn high heaven as well
D A
A wolverine got loose in the office
A Bm
somebody was alerted to this fact
Bm D A C#
by the fact that wolverines are very loud and they stink to goddamn high heaven as well
D A
A wolverine got loose in the office
A Bm
somebody was alerted to this fact
Bm D A E Bm
by the fact that wolverines are very loud and they stink to goddamn high heaven as well
A
A wolverine got loose in the office
E Bm
somebody was alerted to this fact
Bm A C#
by the fact that wolverines are very loud and they stink to goddamn high heaven as well
[Outro]
F#m
Come on
F#m
Come on