[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
C E
Sleep you tight my darling
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hope sweet dreams are on their way
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and the bed bugs keep at bay
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and you do not have to slay
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any big ones whove mutated to the size of cats and dogs.
[Verse 2]
C E F G
Hope the bed bugs dont have talons and great teeth to bite your legs,
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drain your marrow to the dregs
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but im sure they wont attack you if you lie here very still.
[Verse 3]
C E
I've checked the bed for monsters
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there are several underneath
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and theyre sharpening their teeth
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after gorging on the carcass of a boy who bothered grownups...
[Verse 4]
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He went like a lamb to slaughter all for just one glass of water
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but youre safe for now because theres still a quarter of him left.
[Verse 5]
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See that shadow hanging by the door?
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It could be a dressing gown or nothing more,
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but its the rotting corpse of zombie jim
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and I'd pity any little child who tried to get past him.
[Verse 6]
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Heaven knows I miss you when you sleep,
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but the devil knows the company I keep.
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While youre up here safely in your bed
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I'll be downstairs with a thousand witches dancing with the dead.
[Outro]
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