[Verse 1]
C D G C
I ain't never had a problem with California.
G G G
There's a lot of good women from Sacramento to Corona.
G C D C
But them Hollywood types after a while wear on ya
D G
struttin' around in their size zeros,
D G
skinny little girls no meat on their bones,
D
never even heard of George Jones.
[Chorus]
C G C F
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
C G D C
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left,
G E G
that know how to rock your world?
F D C Am G D
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle.
C G C F
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
[Verse 2]
C D G C
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery.
G G G
Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me.
G C D C
Everybody ought to be exactly who they want to be.
D G
But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin
D G
with her big fake smile and her painted-on tan.
D G D
She'd never have a chance at a real man.
[Chorus]
C G C F
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
C G D C
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left,
G E G
that know how to rock your world?
F D C Am G D
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle.
C G C F
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
[Outro]
C G C F
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
C G D C
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left,
G E G
that know how to rock your world?
F D C Am G D
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle.
C G C F
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
C G C F
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?