Garfunkel and Oates é um dueto de comedia musical-folk de Los Angeles, California, seus membros são as duas atrizes-compositoras Kate Micucci (Oates) e Riki Lindhome (Garfunkel). O nome da banda é derivado de dois cantores de rock, Art Garfunkel e John Oates.
As duas se conheceram no teatro Upright Citizens Brigade in Los Angeles, ambas chegaram mais cedo do que o esperado para seus filmes e foram apresentadas uma a outra pelo cartonista Doug Benson.
Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
DG Got a man, call him my boyfriend, think I've fallen in love DG The only man that gives me the things that I am worthy of DG Hugs me and holds me, kisses me softly, calls me back right away DG He communicates his feelings to me and cares what I have to say He says
D "Baby, I love you, baby, I need you G Never gonna let you go"
DG Writes me love notes, takes me shopping and to Broadway shows DG Talk to him like he is a girlfriend, slumber party every night DG I've never felt so happy before, he's almost Mr. Right BmA But I think he's hot and I think he's sweet DG And I think he's gay and I think he's neat BmA Okay, okay, so my boyfriend's gay GA But what does it matter anyway?
GA He hasn't come out of the closet yet DG 'Til then, I'll take all that I can get
(2,3,4) GA But he doesn't think I know DG But I know, I know, I've always known GA If he doesn't think it shows DG But it shows, for sure, it's always shown Em You might think it's a little sad GA But he's the best lover that I've ever had
GA At night, when we're lying in bed DG He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head GA Like my mom always says DG "It takes more than a pound to be good in bed" Em You don't know the meaning of "rock your world" GA 'Til you've been with a guy who thinks like a girl
DG He lies and says he's on meds, that's why he's never stiff DG When I ask if he's not into me, he always says, "As if!" DG But the way he makes up for his shortcomings just could not be finer DG 'Cause my new best friend is his tongue and his is my vagina DG He reappears from under the covers, looking like he's been to war DG He’s drenched in sweat, catches his breath, and heads down back for more DG After that, he's never tired, he just wants to talk DG And cuddle me until I sleep, then takes his dog for a walk
BmADG Someday he'll come out and I'll be happy for him when he does BmADG And I know I'll be sad and I’ll be thinking of what was BmADG Someday this fairy tale will come to an end BmA 'Cause his fairy tale will find a like-minded friend
GA But he doesn't think I know DG But I know, I know, I've always known GA If he doesn't think it shows DG But it shows, for sure, it's always shown Em You don't need no penetration GA When you got a good dose of overcompensation
GA At night, when we're lying in bed DG He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head GA Like my mom always says DG "It takes more than a pound to be good in bed" Em You don't know the meaning of slot machine GA 'Til you've been with a king who thinks like a queen
BmA I know it's not forever, but that's okay Bm 'Cause I'm his girlfriend, GD and he's my gay ************************************
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