Francis Vincent Zappa (21 de dezembro de 1940, Baltimore, Maryland – 4 de dezembro de 1993, Laurel Canyon, Los Angeles, Califórnia) foi um músico de rock and roll americano. Compôs a maior parte de sua extensa obra, ainda não lançada inteiramente por sua família. Além de cantar, tocava diversos instrumentos, tendo como seu principal a guitarra.
Zappa ficou conhecido como um grande satirizador, através de suas composições e como criador do estilo que ficaria conhecido como freak rock
Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
Am There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up, BGAm A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!) Am A baby doll that burps 'n pees; BGAm A case of airplane glue!
D There's a hungry plastic troll, To scarf yo buddy's arm! There's a box of ugly plastic things marked: DFG "UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM"
Am There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS' BGAm There's a 'NATION' you can buy!
There's a doll that looks like mommy BGAm (She'll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir)
D There's a doll that looks like daddy
(He's a funny little man...
Push a button 'n ask fo money: DFG There's a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet)
C7 We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission!
Christmas don't make it no more! FF7 Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction FF7 Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York)
Am There's a man who runs the country BGAm There's a man who tried to think Am And they're all made out of plastic BGAm (When they melt, they start to stink)
D There's a book with smiling children,
Nearly dead with Christmas joys
And smiling in his office DFG is the creep who makes 'the toys'
(C and C7)
(They got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying You got little plastic pools of blood Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho (I'm dreaming...) ...intestines...you can see right into his stomach... There's this other thing, I... I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench and comes with a tape recorder... I got plastic brass knuckles with sound effects We got a '39 Chevy...