Intro: D/ // G/// A/ // G A
D C
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
D C
She'll make you breakfast she'll make you toast
D C
But she don't use butter she don't use cheese
G A
She don't use jelly or any of these
D C G
She uses vaa aass eline
D C G
Vaa aass eline 3x
D C
I know a guy who goes to shows
D C
When he's at home and he blows his nose
D C
He don't use tissues or his sleeve
G A
He don't use napkins or any of these
D C G
He uses maa aagg azines
D C G
Maa aagg azines x
D G A G A
Maa aaa gazines
D G A G A (2x)
D C
I know a girl who reminds me of Cher
D C
She's always changing the color of her hair
D C
She don't use nothing you buy in a store
G A
She likes her hair to be real orange
D C G
She uses taa aann gerines
D C G
Taa aann gerines x
D G A G A
Taa aann gerines
D G A G A