As [G] I xxxx xxxx xx xxxxxx xxxxx xx xxxxx xx xxxxx xxxxx xx
I [C] saw x xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxx xxxxx xx xxx xxxxx xxxxxx xx
Well x [G] called xx xxxx xxx xxxx xx xxx xxxx xxx [C] kindly xxxx xx xx
Who [G] owns xxxx xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxx xxxxx [D] my xxx xxxxx xxxxxx [G] be
Ha [G] your xxxxx xxxx xxxxx xxx xxxxx xxx xxxx xxxxx xxx xxxxxx xxx
That's x xxxxx xxx xxxx xx [D] mother xxxx xx [G] me
Well [G] its xxxx x xxx x xxxxxxxxx x xxxxxxx xxxxx xx xxxx
But x xxxxxx xx x xxx x [D] never xxx xxxxxx
And as I went home on tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be
Well I called me wife and said to her will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be
Ha your drunk you silly old fool and still you cannot see
Thats the wollen blanket that me mother sent to me
Well its many a day I travelled a hundred miles or more
But buttons on a blanket sure I never saw before
[3]
And as I came home on a Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be
Well I called me wife and said to her would you kindle tell to me
Who owns that pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be
Ha your drunk you silly old fool and still you cannot see
Thats a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
Well its many a day I travelled a hundred miles or more
But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before
And as I went home on a Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Well I called me wife and said to her will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Ha your drunk you sill old fool still you cannot see
Thats two lovely geranium pots me mother gave to me
Well its many a day I travelled a hundred miles or more
But laces on a geranium pot sure I never saw before
And as I went home on a Friday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be
Well I called me wife and said to her will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be
Ha your drunk you silly old fool and still you cannot see
Thats a baby boy that me mother sent to me
Well its many a day I travelled a hundred miles or more
But a baby boy with whiskers sure I never saw before
As I went home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands should be
Well I called me wife and said to her will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them hands upon you breasts where my old hands should be
Ah your drunk you silly old fool and still you cannot see
Thats a lovely night gown me mother sent to me
Well its many a day I travelled a hundred miles or more
But fingers on a night gownh I never saw before
[7]
As I went home on a Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a thing in her thing where ny old thing should be
Well I called me wife and said to her will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that thing in your thing where my old thing should be
Ah your drunk you silly old fool and still you cannot see
Thats a lovely tin whistle me mother sent to me
Well its many a day I travelled a hundred miles or more
But hair on a tin whistle sure I never saw before