[Verse]
F Dm
Cathy drinks babycham
Am A# F
In her lead-lined window three berth caravan
C
She watches the hundred greatest
A# F
TV Hits of '99
F Dm
Trevor drinks when he can
Am A# F
In the clubhouse on a Wednesday With his Mam
C
For three games of bingo
A# F
And a fat stand-up with a covers band
[Chorus]
Dm A#
Oh they want to be free
Dm A#
But no-one knows what freedom means
F G A# F
Oh they want somebody to tow their caravan far away
F G A# F
Oh they want somebody to make their caravan rock and sway
[Verse]
F Dm
Cathy doesn't understand
Am A# F
How she reached the age of 50 without a man
C
But she's got hobbies;
A# F
She's got a life and a fake suntan
F Dm
Trevor kisses his Mum
Am A#
He Tucks her into bed
F C
And she says, "Son You should be getting laid,
A# F
Not sitting playing bingo with me"
[Chorus]
Dm A#
Oh they want to be free
Dm A#
But no-one knows what freedom means
F G A# F
Oh they want somebody to tow their caravan far away
F G A# F
Oh they want somebody to make their caravan rock and sway