[Intro]
B E
[Verse 1]
B
She smells like rain
B
And she tastes like champagne
Abm B E
She's got a special smile that
B F#
Makes her intentions plain
B
She makes me ache
E F#
With all the love that we make
A E F#m D F#
She makes me dream wide awake
[Chorus 1]
Db
And that's why I'm dumping you, bitch
F# Bb F#
That's why I'm out the door
Db
She's a perfect angel
F#
You're a skanky, skanky whore
B E Db
Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
[Verse 2]
F#
She's not annoyed
E F#
When I can't stay employed
B
She never calls me pervert when I
E F#
Want to take a polaroid
She's a sex machine
E F#
Yeah. She just turned eighteen
A F#m D
And she buys me methemphetamines
[Chorus 2]
F# Db
And that's why I'm dumping you, beeyatch
F# Bbm
That's why I'm out the door
Ebm Db
Go on and throw that toaster
F#
'Cause you're still a skanky whore
Db
Skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore
[Bridge]
E F#
Well you skank them at the truck stops
F#
And at the tattoo shops
E F#
And it don't make you an actress
B
Just because you've been on 'Cops'
E Eb
And sure you finished college
Ebm Bb
Well whoop-de-fucking-doo
Dbm
If I blew all my teachers
E F#
I'd have finished college too
F#
Oh
[Chorus 3]
D
And that's why I'm dumping you, bizatch
F#m B
That's why I'm out the door
Em F#m
I'm sorry she's your sister
G Ab Abm
But you're still a skanky whore
G Em F#m
She's a little bit skanky too
F# Bm F#m E
But you're a whole lot more
D C G
You creepy, cranky,
F#m E D Abm
Stinky, stanky
G Em D Am Abm
Skanky, skanky
[Outro]
D Gm
Whore
A G D
You whore
A D Bbm
Whore