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Men these days have it so damn hard
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They can't be authentically who they are
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Because their manhood is being threatened
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and it’s gone too far
Let me tell you a story
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It was a beautiful sunny day so I
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decided to buy a cupcake
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But suddenly the day went from great to bad
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when the man in front of me got very mad
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See they only had pink cupcakes
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and the man in front of me said hey
“I can’t have a pink one I’m a boy ”
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His manhood was being threatened
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How disrespectful and it is
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totally rational and logical
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to let a color decide if you’re a man
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Not how you treat a woman or how mature you are
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Not by your character or how you’ve lived your life so far
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Oh no The color on your cupcake is
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definitely what makes you a man
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I heard an interview recently
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where the host said he hates rainbow emojis
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Cause that emoji’s only for girls and gays
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and he is a man and he’s totally straight
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Cause a dumb little cartoon that you use in texts
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is definitely what determines your sex… right
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His manhood was being threatened
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How disrespectful and it is
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totally rational and logical
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to let an emoji decide if you’re a man
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Not how you treat a woman or how mature you are
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Not by your character or how you’ve lived your life so far
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Oh no What emoji you use is
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definitely what makes you a man
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These poor men
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I feel so bad for them
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Can you even imagine being so fragile and immature
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that a rainbow emoji or color would make you feel insecure
Sounds horrible…
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I dated this guy a long time ago
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he was a bit of a male chauvinist though
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I let it slide cause well boys will be boys
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Who cares if my opinions always made him annoyed
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But one night I made dinner and he raised hell
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cause I sat at the head of the table…
True story
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His manhood was being threatened
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How disrespectful and it is
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totally rational and logical
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to let a seat decide if you’re a man
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Not how you treat a woman or how mature you are
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Not by your character or how you’ve lived your life so far
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Oh no What seat you sit in what emoji you use
what color your cupcake is
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is definitely what makes you a man
Men have it so hard