B is played on the 7th fret
Am C F B
Said colt and two zigzags baby thats all we need
Am C F B
We can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumbleweed
Am C
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
F B
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Am C
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
F B
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Am C F B
So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
Am C
Feeling high as h l flyin' through Palmdale
F B
Skatin' on dayton rims
Am C F B
So roll roll the ' 3 Cadillac coupe Deville
Am C F B
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell I bet my caddy will
Am C
Well it was just sundown in a small white town
F B
They call it Eastside Palmdale
Am C F B
When the Afroman walked through the white land houses went up for sale
Am C
Well I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cd's
F B
When I met a little girl named Jan
Am
I let her ride in my Caddy
C F B
Cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
Am C
We f ed on the bed f ed on the flo'
F B
F ed so long I grew a f in' afro
Am C
Then I f ed to the left f ed to the right
F B
She sucked my d k 'til the s t turned white
Am C F B
I thought to myself Sheba Sheba Got my a lookin' like a Zebra
Am C
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way
F B
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
Am C
I ran I jumped out the back window
F B
But her daddy he was waitin' with a x
Am C
Oh he beat me to the left he beat me to the right
F B
The mutha-f er whooped my ass all night
Am C F B
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad that's the best damn p y I ever had
Am C
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
F B
I'm a f k that b h just one more time