[Intro]
F Dm
[Verse]
F Dm
I could walk your dog for you or detail your car
F Dm
Buy you pretty flowers, buy you drinks at the bar
Bb A Dm
Help you cross an intersection like a good boy scout
Gm C
Or we could just cut this bullshit, and make out...
F Dm
I'll give you a four-course meal or a bowl of lucky charms
F Dm
Whatever it would take to get your sweet ass in my arms
Bb A Dm
Yeah, we'd go to Bob's Big Boy and totally pig out
Gm C F
Or we could just cut this bullshit...
[Chorus]
Bb F
And make out
C Dm
Make out
Bb F
Make out
C Dm
Make out
Bb F C Dm
Can we skip all the formalities and go back to my house?
Bb
And make out?
C
Let's make out...
[Verse]
F Dm
I'll show you my collection of Star Wars figurines
F Dm
Give you chocolate covered pretzels or green apple jelly beans
Bb A Dm
Yes I'd love to do, all the things they say that love's about
Gm C F
Or we could just cut this bullshit...
[Chorus]
Bb F
And make out
C Dm
Make out
Bb F
Make out
C Dm
Make out
Bb F C Dm
Can we skip all the formalities and go back to my house?
Bb
And make out?
C
Let's make out...
[Bridge]
Bb F C
I might be cuttin' to the chase but I'm still a fan of chivalry
Bb F
You know you want it so-so you can't be mad at me
Bb F
We could waste a lotta time trying to cut in this faux-romance
G C# C
But I'm just a guy and I cannot lie, and I wanna get in those pants...
[Solo]
Bb C Bb C
F Dm
I could fly us both to Paris to stand on the Effiel Tower
F Dm
Serenade you with my guitar, play Tenacious D for hours
[Chorus]
N.C.
Hey!-
Bb F
but let's make out...
C Dm
make out
Bb F
Make out
C Dm
Make out
Bb F C Dm C
Can we skip all the formalities and go back to your house?
Bb
And-m-m-make out?
C
Let's make out...
[Outro]
Bb F
Make out
C Dm
Make out
Bb F
Make out
C Dm
Make out
Bb F
Make out
C Dm
Make out
Bb F
Make out
C Dm
Make out
Bb
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out