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Intro:
A E D E (4x)
Verse:
A B
I can lay it on real thick
D E
But I know how you don't like to get bogged down
A B
With anything 'bout us
D E
And our kick ass true love tale
D E
Sorry I swore just then
A D
Cause I know you hate it
E A
And by the way that cake you baked me really sucked
D
But I ate it
Pre Chorus:
E
Cause I loved you
Even more that you could ever imagine
E
Here's a friendly goodbye
5,6,7
Chorus:
A E
Ain't that a "b" with an itch
D
Ain't that a mother trucker
E
You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks And f yourself
A E
Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick
D E
Of all the "s" words you put me through
A E D E
So f-u
A E D E
F-u
Verse 2:
A B
I can hang it out to dry
D E
Cause I know how you like all your laundry neat
A B
And not just thrown around
D E
Like a chain saw in need of juggling
D E A
Sorry I flipped you off cause I know,
D
That you hate it
E A
And that homemade porn I said that I erased
D
Well I saved it
Pre Chorus:
E
Cause I loved you
Even more that you could ever imagine
E
Here's a friendly goodbye
5,6,7
Chorus:
A E
Ain't that a "b" with an itch
D
Ain't that a mother trucker
E
You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks And f yourself
A E
Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick
D E
Of all the "s" words you put me through
A E D E
So f-u
A E D E
F-u
A E D E
F-u
A E D E
F-u
Bridge:
F#m B
I'll send you a post card that says
D A G#
I'm glad you're not here
F#m B
I'll buy you a t-shirt
D A G#
But I'll use it to wipe up the beer
D
That I spilled
E
While I was spilling my guts
A G# F#m
To my friends about you
B D F
And I really don't have anything else nice to say
But f-u
F-u
5,6,7
Chorus:
A E
Ain't that a "b" with an itch
D
Ain't that a mother trucker
E
You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks And f yourself
A E
Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick
D E
Of all the "s" words you put me through
A E D E
So f-u
A E D E
F-u
A E D E
F-u
A E D E
F-u
A E D E A E D E