[Verse 1]
A
He's a bad breaker-upper
D A
He says the mean things you don't mean
D
But me means them
Bm
He called me big head (big head)
A
He's an idiot
Bm D
He doesn't mean anything to me
[Verse 2]
A
He's insane (he's insane)
D
That's what I think
A D
He, um, doesn't really like to do everything
Bm A
He's not married, he's poor
Bm D
I'll laugh it off or jam a fork into his forehead
[Pre]
Bm A
Here's to those that wish us well
Bm A
And those who don't can go to hell
G D
I hate men but I'm not a lesbian
E
And I'm sick of being single
[Chorus]
A D
Jerry, maybe we should get married
A Am7
Maybe everything we need is right here in front of us
Bm E
I'm in love
[Verse 3]
A
I faked it (fake, fake, fake, fake)
A
I've yada yaddad sex (yada, yada, yada, yada)
Bm D
He is such an incredible person
A D
I just couldn't decide if he was sponge-worthy
[Verse 4]
A
He took it out, ha ha, he took it out
A
I didn't know you smoked
Bm
You think I'm your pal
D
I'm dating a communist
A
That's pretty cool isn't it
Bm D
I'm just having trouble getting past the face painting
[Pre]
Bm A
I got shushed during desperado
D A
We're having the same problems we had 12 hours ago
Bm
It's like a big-budget movie
G E
With a story that goes nowhere
[Chorus]
A D
Jerry, maybe we should get married
A Am7
Maybe everything we need is right here in front of us
Bm E
I'm in love
A D
Jerry, maybe we should get married
A Am7 D
I want to slide my tongue around you like a snake
E A
Woah oh oh oh oh oh