Gm Bb
It all seemed so long ago
F Dm
Young and happy don't you know
Gm Dm
Down by the creek I would show fireflies to that girl
Gm Bb
But that was back when he was nice
F Dm
Before my warm heart turned to ice
Em A7
My sisters wig once had lice
Dm
But that was long ago
Bb Am Gm F
The schoolyard's where we were the first time I kissed her
G7
He thought he got some tongue
C7
But it was only retainer
Gm C7
Elenore's bra is a trainer
Gm C
Well over there's my family home
F Dm
And the woods we used to roam
Em A7
The only time I had sex was on the phone
Dm
But that was long ago
Gm C
I carved our names upon that tree
F Dm
I loved him and he loved me
Em A7
My darling wife was once a he
Dm
But that was long ago
Bb Am
He'd always whisper in my ear
Gm F
But then I started drinking beer
G7 C7
My jewels got licked by six frisky deer
Gm C
Now he's just a loner and a liar
F Dm
And my trailer's caught on fire FIRE