G
And if your heart stops beating
D
I'll be here wondering
Em C
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
D
I'll be here waiting, babe
Em C
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
C D
Then your heart can't take this
G D
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
D D7
I think they never liked you anyway
G D
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
D
And wouldn't it be great
Dsus2 G
If we were dead?
G
Ohh dead.
G
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
D
You never fell in love
Em C
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The ending of your life
G
And if you get to heaven
D
I'll be here waiting, babe
Em C
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life won't wait
C D
Then your heart can't take this
G D
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
D D7
I think they never liked you anyway
G D
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
D
And wouldn't it be great
Dsus2
If we were dead?
Bridge:
Am C
And in my honest observation
Am
During this operation
C G D
Found a complication in your heart
Am C G D
So long, 'cause now you've got -now you've got-
Em
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
Em D
Is that the most the both of you can give?
Interlude: G D Em C
One, two, one two three four!
G
la la la la la!
D
la la la la la la!
C D
la la la la la la la!
Well come on,
G
la la la la la!
D
la la la la la la!
C D
la la la la la la la!
Oh motherxxxxer,
G
If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!-
D
Then why are we laughing? -la la la la la la!-
C
If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!-
D
Then why are we laughing?
G
If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!-
D C
Then why are we laughing? -la la la la la la!-
D
If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!-
G
Then why am I dead?
G
DEAD!