G
Hi, what's your name?
How are you ? How's your life ?
C Bb
Oh, you got a man? Are you in love?
G
If so, what type?
Is it just platonic, strictly just as friends
Bb C G
Or the type that ties you two together till tomorrow's end?
If it is, disregard everytime I call you pretty
Bb C G
Though it's meant sincerely it's just my imagination drifting
Brush me off like the dirt on Jay-Z's shoulders
Bb
So I fall to the ground
C
Collect myself and get ready to take over your heart
Or at least your spare time
G
And I love the thought of being with you
Bb
Or maybe it's the thought of
C G
not being so alone
Bb
The second one's way sadder the the first one, but
I Don't
C
Know
G
I love the thought of being with you
Bb
Or maybe it's the though of
C
not being so alone
G
Man, xxxx, I really love being in love
Bb C
But also really love not crying on the ...
G
We should go get a cup of coffee
And I'll act friendly
Bb
And I won't pull any stunts
C G
But I'm a freaking stunt puller from birth
So I don't know what to tell you
Bb C
If I try to confess my love for ...
scones
G
I just want to tell you real quick, please shhh
I love these ... scones
Just the diversity between the selection
The rasberry, the blueberry, the strawberry, pumpkin...
Bb
Even which is basically a xxxxing squash
C
How you make a scone out of a freaking squash?
G
It blows my MIND , OH MAN
Bb
But what were you talking about ?
C
I'm so sorry to interrupt
G
Oh yeah, you're boyfriend make you mad the other day?
Bb
What was he saying? What was he talking about?
C
Oh my god, that's crazy
G
What do I think? Hm, let me think about it, let me think about it
Bb C
Hm,hm,hm
He was being mean at that time
But i'm sure he's gonna turn around at some point, and
G
And.. I love the thought of being with you
Bb
Or maybe it's the thought of
C
not being so alone
G
Man, xxxx, I really love being in love
Bb C
But I also really love not crying on the phone
G
Man, I love the thought of being with you
Bb
Or maybe it's the thought of
C
not being so alone
G
I don't know
The second one's way sadder the the first one
Bb C
But.. I don't know
G
Hi, wassup?
Yeah, what's going on?
Bb
Oh yeah, she told me a lot about you
C
Yeah, uh huh
G
It's so great that you're doing all of those things
Bb
You should keep doing all of them
C
I ... think ...
G
Oh yeah, my name is Hobo Johnson
I'm a rapper
I'm not actually a rapper, I'd like to say a musician
Bb
I play guitar sometimes too
I'm not just as good as Derek
C
It doesn't matter, but
G
She is like the nicest person
I've met in my whole life
And I'm sure you know it 'cause
You sleep next to her every night
Bb C
And you guys would probably cuddle and kiss or whatever
G
But, you know, she is just so sweet and she cared about me a lot when no one else cared
about me and I think
that's really nice
Bb C
You know, she is just a ...
She is just a peach
She is a peach
Scone
She is a peach scone
G
And.. I love the thought of being with her
Bb C
I just really hope that she doesn't get HURT
G
Man
Bb C G
They say it takes two year to come back ... down ... to earth from that lovely place that
you have been,
I've heard it's so nice
Bb
I've heard it's so nice, good for you
C G
I'm glad and if you find someone that really loves you for who you are
Bb C
Keep being with them, man! Cause that's is what matters in this life