Intro: Eb Ab Cm Ab
Eb
Born host to a tongue, so sing a song about it
Ab
Held a breath for too long, till we're half sick about it
Cm
Tell us what we did wrong, then you can blame us for it
Ab
Turn the clamp on our thumbs, so we're down about it
Eb Ab
And tell us all about it
Cm Ab
And tell us all about it
Interlude: Ab Bb
E B
How about some credit now
E
Where credit is due
B Gb
For the damage that was done
E B
We have wrought upon ourselves and others
Db Gb
With this blow, and vicious gun
E Gb
And although pratfalls can be fun,
Bb7
Encores can be fatal
Bb7
And then I hear you say,
Eb
Thank God it's fatal. Thank God it's fatal.
Ab
Not shy
Cm
Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal.
Ab
Thank God.
Eb
Thank God it's fatal. Thank God it's fatal.
Ab
Not shy
Cm
Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal.
Ab
Interlude: Ab Bb
E B
Wait just a second now
E
It's not all that bad
B Gb
Are we not having fun?
E B
You make your mountains of handkerchiefs
Db Gb
Where the mascara always runs
E Gb
So be careful when you're done
Bb7
You're bound to get post natal
Bb7
Wait, did I just hear you say...
Eb
Thank God it's fatal
Ab
No, we don't want to hear the sound of a draw
Cm Ab
No, we don't want to hear the sound of a draw
Eb Ab
And we don't want to hear the signs that your bored
Cm Ab
You know the kind of sign you hang on a door Saying, 'We'll be back. We're a crack.'
Interlude:
Eb Ab Cm Ab
Ab Bb
Eb
Born host to a tongue, so sing a song about it
Ab
Held a breath for too long, till we're half sick about it
Cm
Tell us what we did wrong, then you can blame us for it
Ab
Turn the clamp on our thumbs, so we're down about it