G
Well I'll put myself through sexual strife
Csus2
If it'll save a poor kids life
G D
I will not look at titties for a year
G
Well if it stops and Iraqi becoming dead
Csus2
I won't spill my seed on a motel bed
G D G
I will not look at titties for a year
G
Well the internets been my downfall
Csus2
I call it Beelzebub's shopping
G D
I've been the happiest shopper er
G
I've got enough filth under my bed
Csus2
To maintain an erection until I'm dead
G D G
I will not look at titties for a year
C
Well the folks in Africa have been waiting
G
For us to stop our manipulating
D C
Spend our porn dollars on international aid
G
Well if it pays for a pizza to Pakistan
Csus2
I'll quit jerking of for Ramadan
G D
I will not look at titties
G/B Csus2
Well maybe for a couple of months
G D G
I will not look at titties for a year