C
The woodpecker bird likes pecking wood
G
The bluebird's a bird that sings pretty good
Am
Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool ay
F
But the Ibis just drinks bin juice all day
C
A crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk
G
A cockatoo's a bird with a sick mohawk
Am
Chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs
F
And ibis's are bin juice drinking dregs
C
A goose is a bird that's chill like a duck
G
An ibis is a bird that's a picnic wrecking fuck
Am
Doves are birds that represent purity
F
And ibis's wreck picnics and disrupt the community
C
Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life
G
BUT IBIS'S FEEL NOTHING CUZ THEY'RE DEAD INSIDE
Am
A swan is a bird that's graceful and that
F
And ibis's aren't birds they're feathered bin rats
C G
It's the ibis ibis bin juice drinking gronk
Am Am
Yeah the ibis ibis their beaks are gross and long
C G
It's the ibis ibis Picnic wrecking jerk
Am F
It's the ibis ibis they're the worst bird
C
The condor is an awesome bird of prey
G
The hawk is a bird that's pretty cool ay
Am
An eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts
F
But ibis's are bin juice drinking cunts
C
The albatross bird lives to maybe older
G
A parrot is a bird living on a pirate's shoulder
Am
Parrots say cool shit like 'Polly want a cracker'
F
But ibis's just fucken come up and harrass ya
C
The lorikeet's a bird with a colorful jacket
G
Ibis's can fuck off back to their home planet
Am
A seagull's a bird that scabs hot chips
F
And there's only one bird that's scabbier than this
C G
It's the ibis ibis picnic wrecking irrits
Am F
Yeah the ibis ibis I hope they don't come near us
C G
It's the ibis ibis bin juice drinking jerks
Am F
It's the ibis ibis they're the shittest fucken birds
C
The ibis is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity
G
A dumpster diving bin-chicken disrupting the community
Am
Annoying the general public at every opportunity
F
Disgrace to feathered creatures bringing shame on the bird family
C G
If there are any ibis watching this firstly - there's no bin juice here so you can fuck off
Am F
Secondly get a job and fucken do something with your life Sort it out you're on the road to nowhere
C G
Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the pacific ocean or some shit I dunnno
Am F
I'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life just do something and stop wrecking everyone's picnics Fuck
C G
It's the ibis ibis bin juice drinking cunt
Am F
Yeah the ibis ibis that's ruining your lunch
C G
It's the ibis ibis Picnic wrecking jerk
Am F
It's the ibis ibis what a cunt of a bird
C
If I was an ibis I'd go kill myself