¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
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Intro: D,C as needed
Verse 1 DC Jill was a girl, Jack was a guy DC One day they caught each other's eye DCDC And they went steady for two years DCD They'd spend their summers by the sea CD And they were happy and carefree CDC And for the future had no fears
Pre-chorus 1 D/AA/C#G/D But Jack had a little secret BC He'd been keeping to himself very deep inside his soul D/AA/C#G/D He was ashamed, he was embarrassed BC Didn't want to jeopardise the loved they shared, oh not at all
Chorus 1 |GBm7|C| Jack was... a hedgehog |GBm7|C|CC6|CC6| Nobody knew GD/F# He was a filthy little creature A/C#D But with one redeeming feature CDG He was quite good at impersonating a human
Verse 2 DCD Well, Jack decided to tell Jill CD But he did not know how she'd feel CDCD So he made a hedgehog slice CD She said, "Jack, thank you for the food CD And I don't want to sound too rude, CDC I don't think hedgehogs are nice."
Pre-Chorus: D/AA/C#D Then Jack was gutted and a tear rolled down his cheek Csus2D And Jill said, "Jack, I was joking. I love this chocolate treat. BmC It's just the animal hedgehogs that I despise." CC6(repeat for this line) And it was quite sad because she still had no idea that Jack |GBm7|C| was a hedgehog |GBm7|C|CC6|CC6| Yes, she had no idea
Post Chorus: GD/F# But he couldn't stand the shame A/C#D And he had to clear his name CDG So he organised to meet Jill down on Southbank Am7CD And he said, "Jill, I wanna tell you..." N.C She said, "Shh, I wanna smell you." CDEm He said, "Not the best idea." CDEm And he said, "Jill, I am a hedgehog." CDEm And she said, "Haha, silly. Well, give me a hedge-hug." CDEm And they held each other near
(Spoken Bridge– All throughout in 8ves |CD|Em|)
But as they were hugging each other, Jill cut her hand up on one of the spikes on his back. And she said, "Jack, what the fuck is this? You have spikes on your back! And he tore away his trench coat, and he pulled off his little mask and his snout popped out and she said, "Are you- you actually are a hedgehog!" "Yes, I was trying to tell you, babe. I've been trying to tell you for a week." "Four years, Jack, you've been keeping this from me! Four years, you little crazy fuck! What were you doing? What were you thinking!" And she picked Jack GD/F#C/E up, and she kicked him high into the air!
(Sung) GD/F#C/E Jack went flying through the air D/F# Like a big ball of hedgehog
D/F# And all the while, he was singing: GD/F# "Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend C/ED/F# You have been the one..."
(Spoken repeat |G|D/F#|C/E|D/F#|) And after he'd done singing James Blunt's entire extended repertoire, two albums to date, he came to rest through the G open window of a yellow taxi cab in Frankston.
(Sung) AmG Hedgehog in a taxi, will he pay the fare? AmG Hedgehog in a taxi, does the driver even know that he's there? F The driver did know he was there G And they charged Jack the fare FG But Jack disagreed with the two dollar fifty flagfall Am Hedgehog in a taxi, getting fiscal G Didn't like the driver, pulled a pistol Am Out shot the driver, couldn't revive her G You all thought that she was a man but she was a woman, you |Am|G| are sexist
Am Hedgehog in a taxi, hedgehog on the run G There are twenty cops behind him but they know he's got a gun Am So he's gotta keep on going, petrol flowing GF But now he's been surrounded and he's slowing down G He's in an alleyway F The cops are are and they G Are just about to shoot
(Spoken - No Chords here apart from when appropriate play the chorus - |GBm7|C(rest for 3)|)
And then Jill came running in through the alleyway. She said, "Stop! Don't shoot the little prick! Can't you see he's not man! He's just a hedgehog!" But as she was playing the grand piano she'd wheeled into the alleyway for dramatic effect, the policemen riddled Jack's little body with bullets and then started playing soccer with his corpse. Final scores were Victoria Police 3, Jack's corpse nil. Some say it was an unfair match. And all the while, Jill kept on playing.
Interlude: Am,G,F,G
Outro (Sung) AmG In conclusion, it has been seen FG Don't pretend to be a human AmG In conclusion, it has been seen FG Some people who say they are a human might not actually be a human AmG In conclusion, it has been seen F Many of us are still heavily instructed by a dominant social paradigm that suggest taxi driving is not an occupation for G females
Coda: FG (gliss up) There might be a hedgehog in this room FG (gliss up) There might be a hedgehog in this room FG (gliss up) There might be a hedgehog in this room (Am) Ow! Prickly.