C G
Sleep little baby sleep now my love
F
The milky way's shining high up above
F F/E F/C C/G
When you grow up you will learn all that stuff
G
But for now close your eyes
Aaug5
Close your eyes
C G
Sleep little baby try not to squawk
F
Tomorrow and tomorrow you'll learn how to walk
F F/E F/C C/G
To love and laugh to totter and talk
G
But for now beddie byes
F Fm
Your blanket's hand knitted with pure angora wool
C
Your nappy is dry and your tummy is full
G
Of enough antihistamine to chill out a bull
F F/E F/C Csus2 C
Yet still all this gringing
C/D C/E F Fm
What more could you want for I just can not guess
C
You constantly complain to me you should feel blessed
G
There are children in Africa starving to death
F F/E F/C Csus2 C
And you don't hear them whinging
C C/E C/F C/G C
What more can I do to put a stop to
G C
This mind numbing noise you are making
E Am
Where is the line between patting and hitting
D G
When is rocking rocking and when is it shaking
F Fm
I don't know what else I can do to try and hush you
C
My heart says I love you but my brain's thinking fuck you
G
And hoping a child trafficker will abduct you
F G G/C G/D C
At least then I'd get a few hours in bed
F Fm
I've shushed and I've cooed and I've even tried to sing
C
Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da in the exact voice of Ringo
G
Now all I have left is to hope that a dingo
F G C
Will sneak in and rip off your fat bitching head
[Break]
C - G - C - E - Am - D - G
C G
Oh hush little baby don't say a word
F
Papa's gonna buy you a mocking bird
C
In the hope you'll get Avian Flu
G C
The nice folk in A and E will take care of you
[Break]
C - G - C - E - Am - D - G
C - G - C - E - Am - D - G
C
That's it close your eyes shhh not a sound
G C
I can barely see your tiny belly moving up and down
E Am
One thing they don't mention in the parenting book
D G C
Your love for them grows the closer to dead they look