Rodney Carrington - Pickup Truck
Intro: G C D G (listen to the song to get this right)
G C
I'm getting married to my pickup truck
D G
It never leaves me when I'm down on my luck
G C
It doesn't shop at fancy stores
D
Or have a lawyer, or want a divorce
G C
it doesn't care if I stay out late
D G
It doesn't bitch about the money I make
C D
We'll be together till the end
It won't sleep with my best friend
C D
I'm gonna get down on one knee,
C D
And ask my truck if it'll marry me
C D
I'll never drive another car,
C D
We'll honeymoon at the titty bar
G C
I'm gonna have the time of my life
D
The exhaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife
G C
You think I'm crazy but listen to this
D
I can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed, no
G C
Wedding ring won't cost me a buck,
D G
when I'm getting married to my pickup, pickup truck
Tabbed by ReZ for Ultimate-Guitar.com 2008