[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Some said the local lake had been enchanted
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Others said it must have been the weather
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The neighbors were trying to keep it quiet
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But I swear that I could hear the laughter
Em Am
So they jokingly nicknamed it the porridge
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'Cause overnight that lake had turned as thick as butter
Em Am
But the local kids would still go swimming, drinking
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Saying that to them it didn't matter
[Chorus]
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If you just hold in your breath
D G
'Til you come back up in full
Am C
Hold in your breath
D G
'Til you thought it through, you fool
[Verse 2]
Em Am
The genius next door was busing tables
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Wiping clean the ketchup bottle labels
Em Am
Getting high and mumbling German fables
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Didn't care as long as he was able
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To strip his clothes off by the dumpster
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At night while everyone was sleeping
Em Am
And wade midway into that porridge
D G
Just him and the secret he was keeping
[Chorus]
Am C
If you just hold in your breath
D G
'Til you come back up in full
Am C
Hold in your breath
D G Em
'Til you thought it through, you foolish child
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
Em Am
In the morning the film crews start arriving
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With donuts, coffee and reporters
Em Am
The kids were waking up hungover
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The neighbors were starting up their cars
Em Am
The garbage men were emptying the dumpsters
D G
Atheists were praying full of sarcasm
Em Am
And the genius next door was sleeping
D G
Dreaming that the antidote is orgasm
[Chorus]
Am C
If you just hold in your breath
D G
'Til you come back up in full
Am C
Hold in your breath
D G Em
'Til you thought it through, you foolish child
[Outro]
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