G Bm Em
Fourth floor room
Am Bm C
Each girl I've brought back home to bloom
Bm
All fold on close inspection
G Bm Em Am Bm C
Each one leaves a banner hanging from the eaves
Bm
Marking the eve of election
D
Ex-girl collection
Am Bm C G
Why/ into why not
E
Into what else you got
Am Bm C Bm
It's just how men mark time
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G Bm Em
Ann slams in
Am Bm C
Another lightening round begins
Bm
This could get interesting
GBm Em
Where's Ann been
Am Bm C
She pours herself a don't-ask gin
BmD
No ice and light on the bitters
I'm done with quitters
Am Bm C G
Why / Charles I found out
E
Wipe that smile off your mouth
Am Bm C
I think it's tell-me time '
G Bm Em
Britt hit hard
Am BmC
She found my box of Beth's best cards
Bm
Hand cut and signed with 'x's
G Bm Em
Called at work
Am Bm C
Happy anniversary jerk'
Bm D
And I just laughed at the timing with you on hold line still crying
Am Bm C G
Why / play sex on the cuff
E
Does Beth like it rough
Am Bm C
And learn your dirty lines
G
And keep her hair cropped
E
The other shoe dropped
Am Bm CG
Is this how men mark time / in couples ' she cursed
E
This sounds too rehearsed
AmCG
As Ann hand on hip accusing me to the rafters
AmCG
The words turn and spit and scorch right through to the plaster
D
I'm called 1 kinds of a bastard
Curses came faster
Am Bm CG
Why / into why not
E
Into charles gone to pot
In hotter water
Am Bm C G
Line/ up to lift up a toast
E
To the ones I hurt most
Am Bm C
And how the well's gone lime
G
With charles on the plow
E
I'm roger over and how
Am Bm C
Slower now men mark time
Am Bm C
Fine
Am Bm C
Why / what else you got