C F Am F C F Am
Please allow me to be your anti-depressant
F C F Am F C F Am F
I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant
C Am
We kick back and let the pills do the talking
C Am
People hear a distinct rattle when we're walking
C D F
Then there's the extra two stone that's our only guarantee
C Am
Our vivid dreams are just like big production movies
C Am
They get entangled well within our daily routines
C D F
So please re-think or use my trademark strategy
C F Am F C F Am
And please allow me to be your anti-depressant
F C F Am F C F Am F
I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant
C G Am G
It's hard to smile when you're as flattened as a pancake
C G Am G
The only tears come from our heads when we concentrate
C D F
Perhaps I'm being unjust or perhaps you agree
Dm F
Still I've thrown away my citalopram
Am F
I needed more than what was in those milligrams
Dm F
So cast away with the doctor's plans
C F Am F C F Am
Please allow me to be your anti-depressant
F C F Am F C F Am F
I too am prescribed as freely as any decongestant
Dm F
Still I've thrown away my citalopram
Am F
Although I felt as grim as the reaper man
Dm F
So cast away with the doctor's plans
C F Am F C
Like me