Here's a plain chord arrangement for this beautiful song.
Tuning is standard. Put a capo on the first fret to make it easier.
Verse 1
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Ab Absus4 Ab Absus2 Db Ab*
Slightly be-----mused by his lack of direction
Eb6 Eb Eb7 Eb6 Eb
Hey you, hey you
Ab Absus4 Ab Absus2 Db Ab*
Came to this world by caesarean section
Eb6 Eb Eb7 Eb6 Eb
Hey you, hey you
Ab Absus4 Ab Absus2 Db Ab*
Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion
Eb6 Eb Eb7 Eb6 Eb
Hey you, hey you
Ab Absus4 Ab Absus2 Db Ab*
Now it takes him all day just to get an erection
Eb6 Eb Eb7 Eb6 Eb
Hey you, things aren't what they seem
Chorus 1
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Ab Eb Ab Eb
Makes no sense at all
Eb Bb Eb Eb Bb Eb
Things aren't what they seem
Ab Eb Ab Eb
Makes no sense at all
...
Eb* Eb
Verse 2
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(follow the same pattern as in verse 1)
Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection
Hey you, hey you
He never scores he just gets an infection
Hey you, hey you
Dreams of a place with a better selection
Hey you, hey you
Still it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey you, things aren't what they seem
Chorus 2
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Ab Eb Ab Eb
Makes no sense at all
Eb Bb Eb Eb Bb Eb
Things aren't what they seem
Ab Eb Ab Eb
Makes no sense at all
Eb Bb Eb Eb Bb Eb
Things aren't what they seem
Ab Eb Ab Eb
Makes no sense at all
Eb Bb Eb Eb Bb Eb
Things aren't what they seem
Ab Eb Ab Eb
Luxemburger Queen
Eb* Eb
He's a Burger Queen
Solo
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Ab Absus2 Eb
Ab Absus2 Eb
Then play half a verse and chorus 1.
Ab* is played barre 4th fret.
Eb* is played barre 6th fret.
The remaining of the song follows the verse and chorus patterns.
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