9. PLEASE STOP CALLING ME GAY 20:33
[intro]
Cm
Please stop calling me gay
Cm Db
I touched a willy in high school once
Cm
And it was just a little mistake
Cm Db
So please stop calling me gay
[verse]
Cm Db
I swear I love vagina, and I love to touch that pussy
Cm Db
I kissed two girls before and it felt really good
Cm Db
Because they were women and not men,'cause I'm not gay
Cm Db
Penises are for faggots, penises are for gays
Cm Db
Penises are disgusting, So please stop calling me gay
[bridge]
Fm
I love to have sex, with women with big breasts
Fm Cm
I don't have sex with men, 'cause if I did that would make me gay
[chorus]
Cm Db
Please stop calling me gay, please stop calling me gay
Cm Db
You are hurting my feelings, please stop calling me gay
Cm Db
Let me make this clear cause I do not lick willys
Cm Db
I went to summer camp and i touched a girls boob 'cause I'm not gay
[verse]
Cm Db
See me licking that pussy, it feels really good and it feels really gooshy
Cm Db
I do not have proof but I swear I've touched a pussy
Cm Db
I like to have sex with cunts, I like to have sex with slits
Cm Db
I like to have sex with coin slots, not fucking dicks
Cm Db
If I had sex with a dick, that would make your point valid
Cm Db
But I love fucking that pussy, and I'm not a faggot
[chorus]
Cm Db
So please stop calling me gay, so please stop calling me gay
Cm Db
Please stop calling me gay, Please stop calling me gay
Cm
Please stop calling me gay
Cm Db
I touched a willy in high school once
Cm
And it was just a little mistake
Cm Db
So please stop calling me gay