Intro: E
E A B
I still haven't found a girlfriend though I've tried a lot
E A B
so can you help me please it's tougher than I thought
A E B C#m A
The odds are pretty good but the goods are pretty odd
A B
still at this point I'd take anything you've got
E A B
You see this all the time nice girls in love with jerks
E A B
what could they be thinking tell me how it works
A B E C#m A
If I've got some problems well I wouldn't be the first
A B
but the ones I have in mind are even worse
A B C#m A E B
and ev-en Hitler had a girlfriend who he could always call
E A B
who'd always be there for him in spite of all his faults
A B E C#m
He was the worst guy ever reviled and despised
B F#7* E
even Hitler had a girlfriend so why can't I
A
Why can't I
E A B
life is full of contradictions hard to understand
E A B
and for every happy woman there's a lonely man
A E B C#m A
Nixon had his puppy Charles Manson had his clan
A B
but God forbid that I get a girlfriend
A B C#m A E B
Ev-en Hitler had a girlfriend who he could call his own
E A B
to sweeten days of bitterness and feeling all alone
A E B C#m A
I'm not as bad as Hitler but it doesn't mean a thing since they'd
A F#7 B G#7
rather be with Hitler more than me I don't see why
E
they'd rather be with
B A
Hitler more than me
Outro: E