Ninja Sex Party (often shortened to NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht, created in 2009 in New York City and currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based parody musical trio Starbomb together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson, and as a part of the YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps, also with Hanson.
The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of synthpop or rock-oriented humorous songs
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
NB: A/G and Cadd9 chords can be replaced with plain A and C chords for ease of playing.
[PROLOGUE] DGAD GDAD BmGAD GBmAD GBmAD (Spoken): Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here foran orgy tonight, but I have to say the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for...
[Verse 1] GAD Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail, BmAD Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail. GAD Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold, A Sally's dad exploded (that's what I was told...)
GAD Michelle had to play checkers, Ann was bakin' pies, BmAD Wendy's dad exploded too (that might've been a lie). GAD Pam had Frisbee™ lessons, Stella had ballet, A now I'm by myself but I can have fun anyway, so...
[Pre-Chorus 1] GA/GGmaj7A Dim (dim) the lights. Remove (remove) my tights (YEAH!)
[Chorus 1] DGAD Nobody's sure, but I'm gonna have some fun, GDADA Let's get this party started: it's an orgy for one! BmGAD It's me and my hand and it's hotter that the sun, GBmAD So break out the tissues: it's an orgy for one! GBmAD I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one!
[Verse 2] GAD Margaret's cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy, BmAD Steve was not invited because he was a guy. GAD Claire was parasailing, Brooke said she was in space, A but it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base, so...
[Pre-Chorus 2] GA/GGmaj7A Through (through) the night, my grasp (my grasp) is tight (OH!)
[Chorus 2] DGAD Beatin' so hard you'd think I was a drum, GDADA I don't even care, it's an orgy for one! BmGAD I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums GBmAD It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one GBmAD It's a fucking celebration: it's an orgy for one!
BbCadd2D Or--- gy---- for one----- BbCadd2A Or--- gy---- for one-----
[GUITAR SOLO] DGAD GDAD BmGAD GBmAD GBmAD
[Pre-Chorus 3] GA/GGmaj7A/G Six (six) -tynine (-tynine), without (without) the 'nine' (the 'nine') GA/GGmaj7A Pour (pour) the wine (the wine). I'm mine (I'm mine), all mine!
[Chorus 3] DGAD I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone, GDADA Thank you everybody at this orgy for one! BmGAD These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt GBmAD You know I'm goin' for it: it's an orgy for one! GBmAD My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one! GBmA You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy... for
BbCadd2D One (Or--- gy---- for one-----) BbCadd2D Or--- gy---- for one-----