E Am E
Monday morning wake up knowing that you've got to go to school
Am E
Tell your mum what to expect she says it's right out of the blue
Am E
Do you went to work in Debenham's because that's what they expect
Am F C G F
Start in Lingerie and Doris is your supervisor
E Am E
And the head said that you always were a queer one from the start
Am E
For careers you say you went to be remembered for your art
Am E
Your obsessions get you known throughout the school for being strange
Am F C
Making life-size models of the Velvet Underground in clay
E Am E
In the queue for lunch they take the piss you've got no appetite
Am E
And the rumour is you never go with boys and you are tight
Am E
So they jab you with a fork you drop the tray and go berserk
Am F C
While your cleaning up the mess the teacher's looking up your skirt
G F
You've been used
C G F
Are you calm Settle down
C G F
Write a song I'll sing along
E
Soon you will know that you are sane
F
You're on top of the world again