Verse 1:
C D7
Come on down to where them tracks cross high streets
G7 G C
You can watch the whole world go insane
C D7
See the lighters hit the rocks in the bushes
G7 G C
Like the stars are coming down like rain
C C7
Here she comes just a skin and bone skeleton
F D7
She is food for the crack cocaine
C A7
She's got a baby living right outside the city
D7 G
Man she don't even remember his name
G
Well his name is Adolf Hitler Albert Einstein Jesse James
Chorus:
F D7
All hail All hail
C A7
To the greatest of sales
F D G G7
Everything in sight's got to be sold
F D7
All hail All hail
C A7
It's to work or to jail
D7 G C G C
Man they're closing them doors on the world
Verse 2:
C
Laugh if you want to
D7
Really is kinda funny
G7 G C
Cause the world is a car and you're the crash test dummy
C D7
The herd is stampeding now the fence is gone
G7 G C
Television is always on
C C7
It says save the children but drop the bomb
F D7
Replace the word right now with the word wrong
C A7
Hey there's a big sale on Tuesday get it before it's gone
D7 G
Get a picture with the four horsemen for a nominal sum
G
Now that they got everything they'd like to sell you some
Chorus:
F D7
All hail All hail
C A7
To the greatest of sales
F D G G7
Everything in sight's got to be sold
F D7
All hail All hail
C A7
It's to work or to jail
D7 G C G C
Man they're closing them doors on the world
Verse 3:
C
Take this pill now
D7
And put it on your tongue
G7 G C
Keeps you acting just like everyone
C D7
Keeps you from feeling good bad ugly crazy dumb
G7 G C
It ain't a drug goddamn it I'd give it to my only son
C
Well no one's gonna get arrested
C7
No one's having any fun
F
Doctor's orders you feel your heart beating
D7
go ahead and take you one
C
Now your duller than a singing saw playing
A7
Uncomfortably numb
D7 G
It's a thorazine work party with free fluoride bubble gum
G
You wander like a zombie out into the midday sun
Chorus:
F D7
All hail All hail
C A7
To the greatest of sales
F D G G7
Everything you got's got to be sold
F D7
All hail All hail
C A7
It's to work or to jail
D7 G
Man they're closing them doors
D7 G
Yeah they're closing them doors
D7 G C
Yeah they're closing them doors on the world