[Intro]
A E G D
Dm A E
[Verse 1]
Bm A
Nine times fined, never mind
G D
Things can only improve
Bm
We are just stood here
F# G E
Waiting for the next great wound
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm C#m D E
And we just can't wait to make more mistakes
Bm C#m D E
And to fluff our breaks, and to stuff our faces with cake
[Chorus]
A E
All in all, imagine this:
G D
Nobody loves us
F
Dab-hands at trouble
A E
With four days of stubble, we are
A
Never loosen the grip on our hand
E
Call us home
G
Kiss our cheeks
D
Nobody loves us
F A E
So we ... oh ... we tend to please ourselves
[Verse 2]
Bm A
People think all we do
G D
Is lie around and think of how
Bm A
Rich we'd be if we didn't think
G E
Life could improve
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm C#m D E
And we just can't wait to make more mistakes
Bm C#m D E
And to fluff our breaks, and to stuff our faces with cake
[Chorus]
A E
Call us home
G
Kiss our cheeks
D
Nobody loves us
F
Dab-hands at trouble
A E
With four days of stubble, we are
A
So, never loosen the grip on our hand
E
Call us home
G
Make our tea
D
Nobody loves us
F A E
So we ... oh ... we tend to please ourselves
[Middle Eight]
F#m D C#m
F#m D C#m E
[Chorus]
A E
Call us home
G
Tuck us in
D
Nobody wants us
F
Dreamers and schemers
A E
All pie-eyed, and bog-eyed, and cross-eyed
A
Oh, never loosen the grip on our hand
E
Whack us, then
G
Hug us hard
D
Nobody loves us
F A E
So we ... oh ... we tend to please ourselves
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm C#m D E
And we just can't stress, oh, how more the mess
Bm C#m D E A
And complete distress won't make much difference to us
[Chorus]
A E
Sing us our
G
Favourite song
D
Nobody loves us
F
Born-again atheists
A E
Practising troublemakers
A E
Make us our
G
Favourite jam
D
Nobody loves us
F
Useless and shiftless
A
And jobless
E
But we're all yours