[Spoken: Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas]
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
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We'll gather at the Road House with our next of kin.
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And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
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We'll decorate a barstool and gather 'round and sing.
[Verse 2]
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Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
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Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!
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'Cause that's was happens when you step into the Double Deuce.
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You get in Swayze's way and he breaks all of your bones loose!
[Break]
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[Verse 3]
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I'ts my way or the highway, this Christmas at my bar.
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I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
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I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
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I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will!
[Finale]
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Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
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And this can be the haziest ...
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This can be the laziest ...
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This can be the Swayziest
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Christmas of them all!
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La la la la la la, ah ah!