BTW, this is my first tab... :)
Capo on 3rd (that's what works for me)
Am
If you weren't born with it
C
You can buy a couple ornaments
G
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
Em
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
Am
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
C
You can always call up a professional
G Em
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
Am
Kids forever, kids forever
C
Baby soft skin turns into leather
G
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
Em
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Am C
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
G
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Em
Will a pretty face make it better?
Am
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
C
How did you afford her surgery?
G
Do you swear you'll stay forever
Em
Even if her face don't stay together
Am G Em
Even if her face don't stay together
Am
If you want a little more confidence
C
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
G
All you need's a couple more condiments
Em
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
Am
It's such a waste
C
When little girls grow into their mothers face
G
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
Em
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
Am
Kids forever kids forever
C
Baby soft skin turns into leather
G
Don't be drAmatic it's only some plastic
Em
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Am C
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
G
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Em
Will a pretty face make it better?
Am
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
C
How did you afford her surgery?
G
Do you swear you'll stay forever
Em
Even if her face don't stay together
Am
Stay forever, stay forever
C
Even if her face don't stay together
G
Stay forever, stay forever
Em
Even if her face don't stay together
Am C
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
G
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Em
Will a pretty face make it better?
Am
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
C
How did you afford her surgery?
G
Do you swear you'll stay forever
Em
Even if her face don't stay together
Am
Stay forever, stay forever
C
Even if her face don't stay together
G
Stay forever, stay forever
Em
Even if her face don't stay together
Am
Stay forever, stay forever
C
Even if her face don't stay together
G
Stay forever, stay forever
Em
Even if her face don't stay together
Am,C,G,Em (to finish the song)
Thank you!!!