Intro: E F# G#m
E
Like a reindeer
F#
Can't seem to keep my nose clear
G#m
Coming through your pioneers
Smoking on Columbus call that pioneer
We might be dying here
E
I heard Santa got shot
He don't got snow
F# G#m
Hit a North Pole gloryhole for his blow
It's a twisted Christmas
I made a hit list hit up your mistress like
E
On the house you can kiss this and I don't know your witness
F#m
And if I get that court date
You can count on me to miss it
G#m
I am so over it
Keep your f cking present wrap a bow 'round this
E
I am a sad sad girl
I am a strange one
B
But I thrive in the darkness
And they love when I am heartless
G#m
I am a sad sad girl
Not a sane one
Yeah I thrive in the darkness thrive in the darkness
E
I am a sad sad girl
I am a strange one
B
But I thrive in the darkness
And they love when I am heartless
G#m
I am a sad sad girl
Not a sane one
Yeah I thrive in the darkness thrive in the darkness
E
I need some ammunition bubblegum
F#
I look for trouble cause I like to rumble
Bang bang
G#m
Tongue kissing till we need stitches
I just wanna take your face off
Wear it like it's face off
(rest)
I am on my Pagan shit
F#
Worship Satan with a torch lit
G#m
No mistletoe just spliff smoke
Purple stocking stuffer with propane to sip
E
This what I call a white Christmas
F#
Snowman nose I think I am Rudolph b tch
G#m
No eggnog just Sierra Mist
C#m
Hi I am Lisa b tch
E
I am a sad sad girl
I am a strange one
B
But I thrive in the darkness
And they love when I am heartless
G#m
I am a sad sad girl
Not a sane one
Yeah I thrive in the darkness thrive in the darkness
E
I am a sad sad girl
I am a strange one
B
But I thrive in the darkness
And they love when I am heartless
G#m
I am a sad sad girl
Not a sane one
Yeah I thrive in the darkness thrive in the darkness