capo on 6th
G Am
Last night I told you I loved you
C
woke up, blamed it on the vodka.
G Am
I genuinely thought I was dying
C
then I could see that smile you were hiding.
G Am
Last night I told you I need you
C
that’s the last time I drink tequila.
G Am
Super-Lemon and his sidekick Salt-Kid
C
I start crying and verbally assaulting.
G Am
Last night I asked you to marry me
C
that’s when I remembered the brandy.
G Am
I wake up and claim I didn’t say it
C
screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas.
G D
Wish I could stop and I’m not joking.
Em C
Drinking too much and socially smoking.
G D
Wish I could stop, and start to behave
Em C
and then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again.
G Am
Last night, police had to frisk me.
C
In the cells thanks to Bell’s fine whiskey.
G Am
I think I said too much, “Like, do you like my bracelets?
C
Oh wait, they’re handcuffs.”
G Am
Last night I said I want your babies.
C
Forget the ice, it’s not nice to drink Bailey’s. Yuuch.
G Am
I drink that much that I forget.
C
Whatever embarrassing thing I say next.
G Am
You said I got on one knee, and there’s no way…
C
Unless I’ve been drinking, oh wait, Rose!
G Am
Sailor Jerry’s Rum I think I drank me a ship full.
C
Please, please, someone provide me a dis’ bro.
G Am
Last night I called you a loser.
C
I think that was after flaming Sambuca.
G Am
I shouted at you, “Do me a favor.”
C
And that’s when, I fell off the pavement.
G D
Wish I could stop and I’m not joking.
Em C
Drinking too much and socially smoking.
G D
Wish I could stop, and start to behave
Em C
and then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again.
G Am
‘Cause I’d love to learn when to shut my mouth.
C
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house.
G Am
Do one last shot, I’d know when to stop.
C
No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot.
G Am
Know when to leave and when to lock my front door.
C
Stop waking up in cheese and in a bed full of people
G Am
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
C
But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I
G D
Wish I could stop cause I'm not joking
Em C
I love drinking too much and socially smoking
G D
Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, Amen
Em C G
And hey I just missed another day again